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Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.
Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!
by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019
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Thoti-flex

A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.
Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar

Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!

Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?

Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
by Thoti-flex March 24, 2019
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Intense Flexation

the act of flexing too hard that you pass out.
Dang Jacob, stop intense flexation of those Airpods, you might pass out.
by lil jakester April 8, 2019
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Weird flex but okay

Random shit you say when you watch a ricegum video or a MrBeast video (all tho mr beast videos are cool). (mrbeast if you are reading this plz give me money)
by RandomKid666 April 15, 2019
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Barnacle File

An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.
How many barnacle files do you have in your work load?
by Barnacle file April 16, 2019
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Sturdy Flex

A sturdy flex is when a flex gets down to a persons core and offends their moral.
“I have more money then you”

Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”

“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
by The Bingster April 18, 2019
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classic flex

Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.

Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.

It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.

It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
by Kekmaker May 29, 2019
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