leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.

Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!

by QuacksO December 29, 2017

Pulling a Faith

Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face

hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha

samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash

Hannah : stop pulling a faith

by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018

Pulling a Faith

Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face

hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha

samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash

Hannah : stop pulling a faith

by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018

national ali and faith day

the day that ali and faith met <3

today is national ali and faith day

by iluvfaith May 1, 2021

Ball of faith

It's a sex position where the bottom is curled into a ball and the top is trying to crumple them like paper

"My friend and I agreed to try out the ball of faith, it didn't turn out well for his asshole "

by A_tired_ratboy November 21, 2021

Lucy and Faith

Two of the greatest friends you could ever wish for

Who are your best friends?
"Lucy and Faith"

by spooky Shit November 21, 2021

PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS

A person who by determination of social networks is privy to the fact you believe in GOD AND JESUS CHRIST they themselves are atheistic and make an off color spite based comment.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER formerly THE TOP EXECUTIVE in BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY says" "social status does not exist " in a YOU TUBE based video interview.

As knowing the fact this individual is suffering from gross indigency , a person leaving a restaurant who is well taken care of makes the most predictable PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESD COMMENT , " PRAY " and that individual being ANAL ALAN answer , " PRAY only exists , if you you self are generous as did it matter a PREY MENACE saved your LIFE in a natural disaster or would you have rather died knowing that fact they were that themselves that kind of low LIFE humanity.

All these ZOMBIE ASSHOLES are running around making PHONY RELIGIOUS FAITHLESS COMMENTS to supposed , " people who in their humble opinion are low life's I SCUM for their human transgressions.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 18, 2021