Your Face

An insult used for humor or annoyance.

Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk.
Person 2: Your face is a jerk.
Person 1: Your mom is a jerk.
Person 2: Your mom's face.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face.
Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom! And my daddy can beat up your daddy.
Person 2: STFU JERK!
Person 1: Your face...
Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at www.urbandictionary.com
Person 1 and Person 2: Your face! *high five*

by fellupahill November 21, 2004

sex face

An expression you have on your face during sex.

Duncan's sex face looked like a startled rabbit.

by ddddddddddddddd October 26, 2005

Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.

'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'

by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014

eating face

vigorously swallowing another ones lips, making out ferociously, sucking face, sucking in another ones lips sloppyly

that akward couple in school at lockers who are making out and calling it "kissing" also known as eating face

by leonalewislover January 2, 2010

Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.

Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.

Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!

by hossy tussy August 30, 2010

Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020