first aid kit

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.

She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.

by PayPhoneGuy October 22, 2006

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first place

used to describe anything that is amazing, first class, first rate.

"Wow, that movie was first place!"

by jamesviloria August 1, 2008

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forest gump

In its verb form it means to successfully complete a task or chain of events through amazing fluke rather than skill or ability.

In the film 'The Mexican' Julia Roberts can be heard saying to Brad Pitt:

"You've managed to Forest Gump your way through this!"

by paul raine May 5, 2004

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Firster

first.er first-er -noun 1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

1. First!
- firster

2. Somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherfuckers!
- thetylerw

by the.tylerw December 23, 2008

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A plethora of pubic hair madness. A bush can reach enchanted forest status when it begins to travel down the legs and up toward the belly button. The only cures for such a condition includes weed wackers, hedge trimmers, chainsaws, napalm, and agent orange. Be warned that the unicorns, grassland gnomes, and other woodland creatures will not take your distruction of their homeland well.

Damn, your enchanted forest is quite plush today.

by Vladamir Pootzalot June 26, 2006

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