flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014

the floppies

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

by trektruck September 22, 2016

lost floppie

The urban legend of the lost fisherman named nicknamed "Floppie" that very few people said he flopped face first into a river and was mysteriously dragged into the water by some large fish shadow and was presumably killed due to the blood in the aftermath. His body was never found. The few people that know this legend have very different speculations on what this fish shadow could have been ranging from being the fish devil to being the devils cushion.

Lost floppie lived and died, the end.

by Supernamo February 9, 2022

Walk'n floppy

Walking around naked

JACKIE: (knock knock) "...Hey Kevin, open the door!"
KEVEN: "Give me a minute; I'm walk'n floppy right now."

by SedaliaSedalia Jax January 24, 2019

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

Floppy noodle

The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose

Dude last night I gave a floppy noodle to Trina and she totaly snarffed all over her dress.

by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009

Joe Flopadoodle

A man who is obsessed with photographing his genitals mid bounce, also known as "capturing one's doodle flopping." This condition is often found in association with "aggrivated weiner legslaptadium," "penicular straining," or "jiminy jingling." Origin: Prehistoric fossil records have indicated that cavemen really liked bouncing their testicles in the wind.

doodle flop whack Joe Weinerwhacken Jill Jigglylabes

Person 1: Bill's weekly trampoline photoshoots on his front lawn have really shamed and embarrassed the entire community.

Person 2: It's so sad. He's become a regular Joe Flopadoodle.

by Marcus Ricci May 15, 2006