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Fastlane Candy

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies
1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!
by NeonJelly November 22, 2011
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Fastdate

To Fastdate is to meet a number of singles in one night. You date participants for between 5-8 minutes. Its fun, fast and fabulous!
Watch Hitch for an example on how to Fastdate, AKA speeddate, but this is how it can go wrong!
by Fastdate August 25, 2011
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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.
Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.
by Bad Momma September 15, 2011
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fast-n-furious

Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?

She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!

He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
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Fastball Slammer

When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.
Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"

Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"

Aaron - "YOLO"
by CupChamp July 24, 2012
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Fast like the past

a. When an event feels quickly paced
b. When a person/animal is quick in speed, either physical or mental
When he plays soccer, he's fast like the past.
by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013
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fast-talkin

Fast-talkin' is when you "slur" or "run" your words together so that it all comes out as one long vocalization withholding the gaps that would normally fit between words. It's simply a more relaxed, gangsta, stoner friendly, chilled out, way of speaking, especially between peers. SOME-TIMES - When - we - speak - too - properly, - our - communication - can - sound, - and - come - across - as - aloof - and - even - rude. So sumtimez, yoozgotstuh jusss letit rolloffyuhtung. yuhnowwuteyesane?
fast-talkin - is an American slang or lingo usually used by young people and is a prefered way to communicate without sounding stuffy and uptight."

For example: "You know what I am saying?" could come out more like "nowuteyesane?"

Person #1: Yo brotha, howyew doon? I hopeyuh goodcuz I'maneed me sum cheerin up tuhday, nowuteyesane dawg?

Person #2: What? Are you speaking English? Get an education! My goodness me oh my.

Person #1: Dood, I'am fuckin ED-JEW-CAITED, whuthuhfukyew trippin foe? I'wuz fast-talkin' doo..(or "What's up with you? could come out like "whachupitchoo?")

Person #2: Well I do not approve of your horribly pronounced speech, it makes me VERY UNcomfortable.

Person #1: Whachupitchoo man? Yewneeduh chill out mothafuckuh.
by St. Justael October 1, 2013
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