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Fastdate

To Fastdate is to meet a number of singles in one night. You date participants for between 5-8 minutes. Its fun, fast and fabulous!
Watch Hitch for an example on how to Fastdate, AKA speeddate, but this is how it can go wrong!
by Fastdate August 25, 2011
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fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry
Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!
by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026
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