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eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
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Eat my bullets 

Gamer term for "I shot that guy with so many bullets and he's still alive!" Quite rage inducing for the hardcore gamer
EAT MY BULLETS! I SHOT HIM WITH 13 BULLETS!!!

Eat The Rich 

Eat The Dick as in the short name for Richard, Like Richard Nixon A.K.A. (Tricky Dick) This means that eat the rich refers to eat the DICK!

Also a Motorhead song (Eat The Rich) that means just this "Eat The Dick"
C'mon baby eat the rich, take a bite out'tha sonofabitch
Hash browns & bacon strips, I like the way that she licks her lips, c'mon baby EAT THE RICH!
Eat The Rich by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

eat your dinner before it gets cold 

to fuck a girl while shes young
boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold

eat meaters 

Phrase used to describe people who actually fit into the stereotyped description of deer hunters being generalized as "stupid rednecks."
"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"
eat meaters by m0ze December 18, 2011

eat a meme

a meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture — often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme.

if you say "eat a meme" or someone says it to you it means get memeish or look at a good meme. you get grumpy when you go awhile without memes
"you sound sad lately you should eat a meme"
"chill dude! eat a meme or two!"
"you should start eating memes!"
eat a meme by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017