eddi cook

alias used when you are drunk or in trouble...also when you don't want to give your name to a fat chick or a douche bag.

yes officer my name?... eddi cook, no i left my wallet at home

dude did you see that fat chick you ended up with?...you eddi cooked her right ?

by edward cook April 14, 2010

Edda

needs help. Gets bullied in class

Edda: i Know the answer
The class: Edda!!!!!

by Edda needs help November 6, 2019

compton ass eddie

one word eddie mort, he thinks hes black and that hes the shit.

he drives an s-dime and wears south pole clothes and phatfarm shoes

by ottwe February 16, 2005

eddie munster

A person who makes the best out of life, enjoys having fun anywhere it goes, makes adventures out of anything. Most eddie munster's ideas will change the way you think about life and make you see the world a whole lot diffrent, they are very wise about life, they are very realistic about many things, a sex machine, a kind individual that is very easy to get along with, an intresting story teller, and a unique person. they are very handy in times of need.

oh god, not that many people can be real with me, where's an eddie munster when you need one?

by simon2maxx April 7, 2008

Eddie Header

During lightning-fast fillacio in a bathroom stall in Seattle, the 30 year old giver confesses to the receiver that she "can't find a better man" ; whilst the receiver sings "even flow" in the mimicked voice of Eddie Vedder= Thus, Eddie Header.

This bar used to be cool. It'd be better if I could get (give) some Eddie Header.

by Ernest P Warrel May 5, 2011

ED (Emotional disturbance)

emotional attack, non reasonable attempt to create unbalance of emotions. A drama queen, jelousy of other that always attempt to hurt others feelling

he gave me ED (Emotional disturbance) becuase he is not a nice person.

by RHOMulettes April 24, 2010

Eddie

A boy that needs to man up and marry his beautiful significant other Kay, before she leaves.

See definition for "leave"

Eddie needs to stick to his promise.
Eddie needs to marry Kay.

by Dontfeedkay November 8, 2019