Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.

"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"

by the manson impact May 2, 2010

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

by Titts McGeee September 25, 2007

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

donkey years

Many, long years; a long time spanning 2 or more years. Used when those years felt long.

Wow thats gonna take donkey years to finish

by Bri.P. October 20, 2010

Donkey

noun (pl. -keys)
A stupid male. A euphemism for dumb-ass.

Amy: Dude, you will never believe what Mike said to me! SO AWKWARD!

Alex: Oh no! What now? That guy is such a donkey!

by woooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2010

Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

by bigron0797 July 27, 2011