Roump Dump

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump

Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!

by The219greekman June 9, 2010

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

Joggle Dump

When attempting to deffocate a "snag" occurs forcing you to jog or move in place, thus aiding the release of the feces.

Jogging, shaking and/or moving vigorously during deffocation thus producing a "Joggle Dump". Most likely developed by canines which also partake in walk-a-dumps etc.

by randotron March 8, 2011

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

chud dump

the puddle of human fluids which can result from anal intercourse.

"i dont want to wait till morning... clean that chud dump up and change the sheets."

by Sue Do Nymm October 8, 2011

Diesel Dump

The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!

Sayer grab the Diesel Dumper, i have the Jerry we are going to dump this Excell!!
MANNNNNNNNNN

by PR35TY November 16, 2011