Dirty Chainsaw

When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.

Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?

Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.

by Puff Jr. and Pickels October 2, 2008

dirty cunt

Dirty rotten fish aroma, followed by a strong blue cheese scent with nasal clearing notes of pussy sweat and old cum. Avoid at all costs. Some say smelly pussy is actually decaying as we speak. Thank you

I was so fucked up and desperate to fuck, I called Rosie and raw dogged her dirty cunt.

by Scunther February 11, 2015

Dirty Aiden

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice

I dirty Aiden her last night

by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019

Dirty Tom

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy

"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"

by Squampy69 September 7, 2020

Dirty Brillo

A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.

David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

Dirty Lachlan

Get soaked hard af by white horse cock 🗿

Bro Liana must be wrecked, I heard she got the dirty Lachlan.

by water bottle cumshot April 15, 2020

Dirty Duke

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.

Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!

by LargeDavid April 8, 2021