The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025

Meal deal

A form of meal. Consisting of a main e.g. Pasta pot, Sandwich or Roll. A snack e.g. Brownie, Crisps, Sausage roll or Chicken pieces and a drink of your choice. The "deal" part of the meal deal is that all the items combined have a high price, so the price is reduced if you buy all three parts of the meal deal. Therefore making it a meal deal.

Hey dude, do you want to get a meal deal later?

by Mr. Meal deal March 1, 2026

Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!

by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.

She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer

by Interiorfix March 11, 2025

BBC Dealer

A bold, no-filter dude who proudly connects white women with Black men packing serious heat. He’s the go-to hookup when a snow bunny is craving chocolate. Doesn’t need a dating app—he is the app. Whether it’s DMs, parties, or late-night texts, the BBC Dealer knows exactly who’s ready for that big, Black connection.

She said she only messes with white dudes—until the BBC Dealer lined up her first real experience. Now she won’t go back

by TouchMeMaze April 5, 2025