as good as dead

Being in a very bad situation with no way out

Billy: The principal told my mom that I hit someone
Joe: You're as good as dead

by UnfunnyBob July 28, 2016

drop dead clothing

A scene/emo clothing line created and run by lead singer of deathcore band bring me the horizon hu rawk btw.
He started it in 2005 i fink with only a few designs but now has alot more inc tshirts,hoodies,bags,jewrelley,shorts n shoes as his popularty has risen oh yeh its only sold on the internet at 'iheartdropdead.com

guy:1hey dude i love ur top its so rad

guy2:yeh i got it frm that drop dead clothing site

by loren lavish August 9, 2008

My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

by JFLisa October 29, 2007

dead head

1) A fan of the 60's hippy rock outfit The Grateful Dead.
2) To remove the dead seed pod from a plant as part of a pruning reigime. (normally applaied to roses)
3) To give oral sex to a corpse

The dead head was doing a spot of dead heading in his garden.

by black flag June 14, 2004

dead shit

I complete and utter moron

Your such a dead shit Gill!

by Icy October 21, 2003

Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dead chav

Chav cunt who is not alive anymore. Something to celebrate.

John: Hey look, there's a dead chav over there.
James: Yay!

by YOU, yeah, you! November 1, 2008