carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by BOREDOM MASTER January 19, 2024

carroline

Definition of a bitch

Quit being a carroline

by Kumkumbagia January 20, 2024

CARROTCAKE

When the female delicately places precise cut carrots in between the crack of her buttocks.

When I went to my friends she had CARROTCAKE ready for me.

by BIGGIEMONKEUBUTT January 25, 2024

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

Carrot picker

Ryan

You FUCKING carrot picker!

by Not a carrot picker February 3, 2024

carrotmaxx

The act of eating lots of carrots. Carrots contain carotene and when consumed in large quantities will induce carotonemia (yellow/orange pigment of the skin) to make one appear more tan. This term was created from the looksmaxxing trend on social media, where you add “maxx” as a suffix to words.

Chico: “The winter is making me lose pigment. I need to start carrotmaxxing to get more tan.”
Chad: “That would be smart. If you get any more pale it would be time for you to ropemaxx”

by fatsnealy February 7, 2024

Cirrography

Vapor-based holography, derived from Cirro meaning “wisp” to describe clouds.

The field of Cirrography has so much potential. Cirrograms (vapor-based holograms) could change the world.

by NewslangATL February 9, 2024