crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

Crotchpalm

When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.

I just lit a firecracker out of my ass. *crotchpalm*

by madl1b August 10, 2009

Crookers

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

by Zios April 26, 2009

crow babies

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

by nulloutput August 19, 2004

crollid

Someone who puts sanitary cakes in urinals

Janitor: oh no ive got to put the cakes in the urinals
Boy:Aggggghhhhhhhhhh you crollid

by Jemal March 14, 2004

Croesus

Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.

King Croesus of Lydia became proverbial for his wealth and the prosperity of his kingdom

by Nonya May 13, 2005

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 24, 2006