A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.
Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.
by Cdn loVer August 15, 2009
Get the Cock Call mug.When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
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"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
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1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 11, 2010
Get the cock block combo mug.Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
by kit fistbro November 10, 2010
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The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The Cocktail Party GOP Establishment hates the Tea Party with a passion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the Cocktail Party's permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.
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Don: Why? Married?
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