Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

Chinese Drive-Thru

A Chinese drive thru is where a Chinese person takes your order through an electric device.... and you can't understand anything the Asian is saying.

Asian - Hellowwww, me I taque yourrrrr ordaaa?

Guy - What?

Asian - Me hiy teque yoor odaaaa?

Guy - Can you put another person on the line?

Asian - oqueeeeeee, howld ommmm ay sequond

Guy - Don't you hate it when you need to go through a Chinese Drive-Thru

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Chinese New Year

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.

Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.

by xxx_play June 16, 2011

chobese

(adj.) An intermediary state of bodily girth lying between chubbiness and true obesity. Used subjectively.

During my early elementary education, I was not a very active or athletic child, but my build was not an overly portly one, but decidely chobese.

by Brother George Of The Tundra January 17, 2008

chinese work day

a long time spent doing something usually tedious.

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.

by piggychunks March 31, 2009

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008

Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.

Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!

by Robin Masters January 19, 2011