Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Chair booty

When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair

Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!

What a chair booty?

Her but looks so much better siting down dude!

by Thatguy9026 July 6, 2017

Chair

Something you sit on

Go and sit on the chair

by uggllllnjxd April 23, 2018

Chair acheivment

When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle

Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked

by MikealsonGamer January 29, 2018

CHAIR

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES

YOU ARE A CHAIR

by edrwejrew February 21, 2018

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018