Chang

Semen. , Or the word that you would yell after blowing your load on your womans stomach

"Get ready baby, I'm 'bout to CHANG!"

"why do you always laugh when you chang on me?"

by charlie chang December 22, 2009

chang

Being drunk or under the influence of alcohol.

How chang are you right now?
I got so chang'ed last night I don't even remember getting punched in the face.
Man I have the worst changover.

by zdev January 17, 2010

Change.org

A website where people sign petitions. You can choose to pay actual money to sign the petition, or send the link to your friends. It currently has 395 million users. Some of the popular petitions on the website right now include "Justice for George Floyd", "Insulin Prices", "Coronavirus Epidemic", and "Unemployment"

Stacey: Do you use Change.org?

Diana: No, sorry, I don't.

Stacey: You should. There are a ton of great petitions there that you'd want to sign!

Diana: Okay, sure. I'll go there very soon!

by Thats16myboi June 21, 2020

Irish oil change

1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking

2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.

You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change

by Brigantine Brew crew April 3, 2019

change round-up

This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.

a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.

by sike moda November 17, 2009

change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

Cangritulations

A form of congratulations that specifically emphasizes someone's greatness for having achieved something "cangri".

I must cangritulate you on this phenomenal endeavor. Great job! Send my cangritulations to your partner, too.

by DomCabRP April 26, 2011