cantone

A male, often Hispanic, with the utterly annoying innate ability to convince members of the fairer gender to perform shameless sexual acts upon them, often with little or no effort on the part of the cantone. Often these preternatural abilities manifest at a very young age. The earlier the cantone’s abilities appear, the more powerful a contone he will grow up to be.

My boy was putting the moves on Anthony's little girl the other day and he's not even three yet! That's RIGHT! My boys going to be a master cantone before he's in pre-school!

by Jason Sanford January 10, 2006

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

n00b cannon

an over powerful gun used in various video, generally a sawed off shotgun.

"I thought that guy was good, but then i saw he was using a n00b cannon"

by The Mad LBB September 29, 2003

n00b cannon

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)

1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

Canyon Yodeling

The practice of a carpet munching lesbian in between her lovers hot moist lips with her nose firmly planted on her fun button (labia). This practice is often performed and finalized within a few short hot breaths

Jane pulled the curly pube hair from her mouth and took a breath break from canyon yodeling

by Blow Me Please October 9, 2008

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007

cannonballer

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.

I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.

by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010