cookie cunt

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

Cunt

C.U.N.T.
"Can't Understand Normal Thinking"
A cunt is someone that cannot understand normal thinking.

She is acting like a dumb cunt.

by jillyluv January 20, 2009

cunt struck

Adj. (Australian vulg.) A short term psychological condition where a male will willingly forego social opportunities with other males (watching sport, drinking etc.) in order to enjoy sexual relations with a new female lover.

Where's Harry? I thought he wouldn't miss this (sporting event) for the world!

Nah mate, it's not surprising, he's totally cunt struck. He hasn't left the house for a week. Her name's Briony. Nice tits.

No shit?

Yeah.

by Luke Atkinson & THE GHOSTWRITER May 5, 2006

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro December 9, 2008

cunt-nipple

Slang for the Clitoris

...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.

by Gummer May 7, 2008

cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015