Clit Clot

When a person stops their female friend from hooking up with a male, similar to the "cock block".

like oh my god... chelasea so clit clotted me last night and I am pissed.

by Clayton Knechtges April 29, 2008

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clothes hanger

The Clothes Hanger is the act of waking up from a long, usually drunken filled, night bare ass naked. On your trip to the bathroom, or wherever else in the house, you drape your boxers over your morning wood, using it as a clothes hanger. It is an excellent way to show your room mates that you got drunk and got some the night before.

Man 1: "So there I was sittin on the couch, and Ricky walks in and gives me a clothes hanger!"

Man 2: "Nice! That dude's such a character!"

by BreezeZilla August 26, 2007

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cloitus

n. The insertion of the penis into the vagina

Cloitus may lead to pregnancy

by notacoolman March 6, 2005

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clot

A derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. Synonymous with bitch or cunt. Inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to PMS and menstrual bleeding.

Also see clotbag

Jim: What the fuck is up Lisa's ass?
Dave: I have no idea. She's such a fucking clot!

by Bill Ricker May 3, 2008

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Touched cloth

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

by Josh_S September 16, 2008

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