Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006

Braket

When a woman is out of or have no pockets they put their stuff in their Braket!!!

My money is going to be stashed in my Braket.
At the end of the night. . . you'll never know what'll fall out of your Braket!!

by Miss Maddness May 16, 2011

Braker

A really gay kid with ripped abs

That kid is such a Braker

by Band kid May 15, 2017

Bakedist

The person who is most baked.

Pat is currently the most bakedist in our circle.

by John_R October 27, 2007