Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.
TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006
driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.
by Ya Momz May 04, 2005
Some bad ass who used to hate on mrbossftw for the right reasons and could murder someone with simple words
by J.Braker April 15, 2021