belumpkin

Receiving felatio while defecating.

Trina gave Mike a belumpkin while he was taking a shit.

by Dirty Lama December 9, 2008

Blumpkinnator

the queen of giving blumpkins. someone who gives blumpkins to everyone. a whore.

my friend is known as the "Blumpkinnator".

by cookie fist January 9, 2010

Blumpkindling

Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.

To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.

by Marcookski January 20, 2010

blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

Blumpukin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while being pukes on and taking a dump.

my girl was giving me the sickest head ever while I was taking a dump, then she puked, it was such a nice Blumpukin!"

by sir dumpalot April 19, 2011

blumskin

When a woman goes down on a guy while he is taking a #2 on the toilet.

When a guy says, "Hey wanna give me a blumskin?" You say,"no way!" Unless your into that kinda thing.

by Gigi Penelope November 3, 2013

bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.

Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.

by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014