National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.

Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

by bparker2424 November 1, 2020

hannah blake

beautiful, amazing, the greatest

‘i miss hannah blake so much’

by yesmehi January 6, 2021

Mason Blake

When your parents walk in on u busting a fat load

Man I was just in my room and all of sudden I pulled a mason Blake. So awkward

by Chickinfinger47 February 11, 2022

hugo blake

I man that goes around raping chavvy girls when they refuse to chat to him also known for being a gorm and trying to rape his best friends fyi there boys

Hugo Blake tried to chat to me yesterday he then proceeded to rape me and say my brother is next

by Curry man May 2, 2022

Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys

a saying popular in North-Western America, used similarly to "Nothing I haven't seen before".

"Hey, that movie is so inappropriate!"

"Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys"

by your mum 420 October 13, 2022

knee cap banker

An unscrupulous individual who loans money at high interest and will inflict bodily harm when payment is short or not forthcoming upon request.

Tommy owed the mob $1500 and was short $300 on payday. The Knee Cap Banker collected the cash and now Tommy is on crutches and owes $600 (principal + interest).

by TheLadfromTrinidad April 28, 2014