When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
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There are no goals, simply a designated playing area (usually a football field). The player carrying the ball (usually a tennis ball) attempts to keep possesion until they are caught by any means (kicking, punching, tripping).
Whoever retrieves the ball first then becomes the next target.
Sometimes the player with the ball throws the ball up in the air, where it is caught by another player who becomes it. This is seen as poor sportmanship and the thrower would usually get tackled anyway for being weak. The game is to exhibit the most strength and bravado whilst carrying the ball.
If players are disliked, the ball is often planted on them by force, allowing others to beat the ball out of them.
There are no goals, simply a designated playing area (usually a football field). The player carrying the ball (usually a tennis ball) attempts to keep possesion until they are caught by any means (kicking, punching, tripping).
Whoever retrieves the ball first then becomes the next target.
Sometimes the player with the ball throws the ball up in the air, where it is caught by another player who becomes it. This is seen as poor sportmanship and the thrower would usually get tackled anyway for being weak. The game is to exhibit the most strength and bravado whilst carrying the ball.
If players are disliked, the ball is often planted on them by force, allowing others to beat the ball out of them.
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SMITHY: Yeah, but you held onto the ball for like 2 minutes!
SMITHY: Yeah, but you held onto the ball for like 2 minutes!
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