bassist

Someone who plays the bass. There are three kinds of them:
-Punk/metal bassists. Just like punk guitarists but even more idiot so they can only touch one string at a time.
-Jazz/funky bassists. People who, along with drummers, should rule the world instead of those corrupt politicians. Everything would be better.
-The rest. Like punk bassist but they can play a different note every beat.

The punk band bassist have played three different notes during the gig.

Jaco was a funky bassist. He played a non-freted bass!

by McMondongo October 12, 2005

basshunter

A swedish guy which made a very popular song called "Boten Anna" about a virtual robot in the chat client IRC. This song is the most crappy shit ever made by any "DJ", but anyway this guy makes it to the top of the hitlist in Scandinavia and most of Europe, and probably also gets a lot of pussy for a song that isn't about anything serious, and got a beat jacked from HyperTraxx.

Just another example of how ridiculous peoples taste of music has become..

And by the way, he SUCKS performing live.. i've heard him.

Basshunter sucks because he can't make beats himself, and makes shitty songs about nerd stuff..

by apr- August 3, 2006

bass-terd

When you are fishing and a bass takes a crap on yo finger

woops i think i got a little bass-terd on my finger!

by Lina Toyer September 4, 2006

bass

An abreviation for badass.

"Whoa, the Amazing Spiderman is totally bass!"

by therealspidermathersboy619fort July 30, 2012

droppin' bass

To pass wind. Fart.

I ate a burrito for lunch and I've been droppin' bass all day. Whew! Good lord, who dropped bass?

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Sloppy Sea Bass Special

A term derived from a lesbian's vagina, often meaning one lesbian is going to perform oral sex or "eat" another woman's vagina. It is implied that a "Sea Bass Special" is a delicious treat that can be "eaten" by one lesbian to another. Yummy?!

Gigi: What on earth is that horrible smell??

Dan: It's the leftover's from when Lindsay and Cindy "went out to dinner." I think they ate the sloppy sea bass special.

by Little-Omo May 14, 2009

Brassic Park

Deriving from the term Brass (bad, useless, crap) Brassic Park refers to the ultimate in uselessness/crapness.

“Englands performance was BRASSIC PARK”.
"Your Mum was BRASSIC PARK".

by 85aAlbertRd April 28, 2009