underwater basket weaving

hilarious euphemism for masturbation

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving

by studiosecond July 11, 2007

ass basket

amber battle

look up amber battle and u will know

by george w. bush March 6, 2003

basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.

Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."

by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016

Baskets

A another word for boobs or breasts

Baskets are fun to pay with, when you know how to use them

by SlimDicky March 15, 2018

EXTREME BASKETBALL

Basket ball taken to the extreme, sort of a mixture of Rugbee and football and basketball, anything goes.

Frankie:Hey Miguel lets play EXTREME BASKETBALL.

Miguel:OK lets go....AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGHHHH!

by Frankie Diaz January 12, 2007

Frito Basketball

A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.

Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!

by go_diego_go November 8, 2010

Carole Baskin

Guilty, PERIODT

Usually a female that blames it on someone or something else. But is a gender neutral term for a guilty person

Person 1 of jury:She’s a TOTAL Carole Baskin rn

Person 2 of jury: Ik right, that butch

by Best Worder Of The New Age April 16, 2020