south west corner of the field providing ample opportunity to declare players "OUT" and prevent them from scoring a home run.
by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003
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1. kid: "do we have math hw?"
teacher: "yes."
kid: "damn, that's BASE."
2. "kiera cheated on her bu, she's hella base."
3. "this fieldtrip is base-i'm sooooo bored."
teacher: "yes."
kid: "damn, that's BASE."
2. "kiera cheated on her bu, she's hella base."
3. "this fieldtrip is base-i'm sooooo bored."
by virtual drugz March 18, 2008
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The poor man's Cricket.
How Baseball was created:
You wanna play cricket?
Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.
No one has a bat.
Is that a stick lying on the ground?
You wanna play cricket?
Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.
No one has a bat.
Is that a stick lying on the ground?
by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010
Get the Baseball mug.the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral sex with george bush sodomizing him with WMDs on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of Times Square. Then you will proceed to jackoff on a gray squirrel and then fuck it nonstop for two days. Once you are done, you will wipe your dick on every nun's face and eventually it will get warts. When you get the warts proceed to suck your own dick repeatedly until you blow a hole through your head and fuck that hole cut off your balls throw them at your granparents and fuck them then fuck their little chihuahua and eat taco shit while fucking your own bleeding balls then explode an asshole in your mouth and you die. This is the most amazing feat you can possibly acheive. Congratulations
When asked by St. Peter what he has done in his life Bob says: Well, I dealt drugs, raped babies, and fucked my parents and sister on top of a pile of monkey shit, but I did get to 100000000th base last night.
St. Peter: Welcome to heaven champ.
St. Peter: Welcome to heaven champ.
by grandpa fuckhead August 9, 2010
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Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"
Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"
Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"
by Brandon Wilson ^_^ January 30, 2007
Get the Baseball mug.You best friend who, despite your unconditional love and attempts to make them not appear idiotic, is forever a basic bitch.
Rachel: Ugh why do you hang out with Gabby? She's so basic.
Megan: I know, but she's been my Bae since high school.
Rachel: How Baesic.
Megan: I know, but she's been my Bae since high school.
Rachel: How Baesic.
by Basic Betch July 12, 2014
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guy 1: dude i reached 110th base last night it was awsome
girl 1: lets try it together, let me suck u off
girl 1: lets try it together, let me suck u off
by assassin3 June 11, 2011
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