the_last_vestage_of_truth's definitions

Afridi

A warrior tribe from Khyber Pass in Pakistan... don't ever fuck with an Afridi.

American guy: Why do our soldiers always chicken out when they are following Taliban into Pakistan?

British guy: Because the Afridi tribe occupy the Pass.

American guy: So? They always risk death when they are fighting the Taliban.

BG: Ahhhh... there you are, Taliban kill you.. Afridi's starve you, rape you, tear a few of your limbs off and eat them, chop of your penis and feed it to their dogs, parade your deformed body through the town, kill you and then skull fuck you. Don't ever fuck with an Afridi.

by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

Baseball

The poor man's Cricket.

How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?

by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

Ravi Shankar

A musician and composer from India. The best Sitar player in recorded history and one of the greatest musicians ever.

Western Guy: Whatcha listening to?
Pashtun Guy: Ravi Shankar.
W G: yeah.. I've heard of him, he is the father of Norah Jones right? He plays music too, huh?
Pashtun Guy walks up to Western Guy and beats his brains out with the Sunday Special Issue.

by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010

Andrew Symonds

Monkey.

Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............

Children: Maa ki

Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"

by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010