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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
mugGet the Ball Teamug.

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
mugGet the daddy ballmug.

scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
mugGet the scorching ballsmug.

Donky balls

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.
Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
mugGet the Donky ballsmug.

Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls
“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”
by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021
mugGet the Up ballsmug.

Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)
I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls
by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018
mugGet the Stockholm Ballsmug.

Bufunga Ball

The Next big olympic sport bufunga ball consists of sitting parallel to each other and smacking a yoga ball in ones teeth named after the great bufunga
Yoo wake up early tomorrow we going to big daves to play bufunga ball
Damn i got a killer headache that bufunga ball really hit
by Billy La Bufunga March 15, 2023
mugGet the Bufunga Ballmug.

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