Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

ghost (as a name)

they’re kinda just there, they’ll be there for you all the time with no questions asked :)

“Ghost (as a name) is just chilling but he’d come over to help if you asked her :)”

by gh0sty-boi November 23, 2021

Colin as a bf

Colin as a boy friend is very clingy, kind of an ass hole, but super protective. He would do anything to make you feel better, he loves cuddles but gets easily horny and doesn’t wanna freak his gf out, so he trys to act tough and seem like he doesn’t want to cuddle.

Girl- do you want cuddles

Boy- no I’m Colin as a bf

by Bigballswaifugirl November 25, 2021

bored as a board on a board riding board

bored as a board on a board riding board is a word or sentence used when someone is so bored they decide to say the word multiple times with different meanings in a different pattern

Timmy: ughhh im boarddddddddddd
jonny: me 2
Timmy: are you as bored as a board on a board riding board
jonny: why
Timmy: idk jus bored

by Boredman12345678900987654321 March 15, 2022

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 5, 2023

Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023