(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)
Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.
Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.
by Legumo August 26, 2021
Get the Apedmug. The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
Get the Scalded Apemug. by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
Get the Ape shitted onmug. by Mx.Lilith August 4, 2021
Get the Flirting with Apemug. A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
Get the AP Gooningmug. by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020
Get the Ape Niggamug. My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.
by Peggisms March 24, 2019
Get the to go apesmug.