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A.T.S which is short for "Ak Tuah Syndrome" meaning the act of having watery and explosive diarrhea which has a sever burning sensation. Its based on a story about this one kid from Florida named "ak" and his common practice of exploding the toilet and causing a pungent umami smell around his facility.
OH SHIT GUYS I have A.T.S. My assholes is burning so bad! says Furry
A.T.S by mainulfurry June 23, 2025
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V.A.T.S. 

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.
Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.
S.A.Ts - sweet-ass-tits.

like if a girl has sweet ass tits, you can say she scored high on her s.a.t test.

Or if a girl has had a boob job, you can say she cheated on her S.A.Ts
You can say things like:
"her S.A.T report came in, she passed"
"I bet she cheated on her S.A.T test."
"She scored low on her S.A.T test"
"I wanna get a closer look at her S.A.T report."
The best part of it all you can say it right infont of a girl and they will have no idea what your talking about!
Wow that girl scored high on her S.A.T's
S.A.T's by Zamorackk Jenkins July 24, 2011

n.a.t.s. 

in the south we aint got thots, we got n.a.t.s.
n.a.t.s. by Cyphoon April 5, 2017

B.O.A.T.S. 

Is an acronym for the words Based On A True Story. Can be used in many different situations, for an example when referring to a film. Might also be used when telling a story or a rumour. If exaggerating, B.O.A.T.S. may be used to guarantee the truth (or some truth) of the story. One should though, observe that there is a thin line between B.O.A.T.S. and T.S. (True Story). B.O.A.T.S. is not always reliable and one should be aware of the fact that there might be a very small amount of truth in a B.O.A.T.S. statement.
Jack - Who came up with the Texas chainsaw massacre story dude? It's really fucking stupid.

John - You shouldn't be too sure about that.

Jack- Why?

John - It's B.O.A.T.S.!
B.O.A.T.S. by Cureupt August 18, 2009

M.A.G.A.T.S. 

English. Political acronym. Someone of very low intelligence. Prone to both fits of rage and uncontrollable crying spells. (see Snowflake). Easily triggered. M.A.G.A.T.S. are known to prefer beastiality, so they are not to be allowed around pets, zoos or farm animals. For this reason they prefer to reside in red states that have no laws prohibiting inter-species sexual intercourse. A twist on the conservative hashtag MAGA. It is an acronym to descibe rabid radicalized supporters of the 45th President of the United States. The acronym contains the words: Microphallic, Ammosexual, Genetically, Altered, Troglodyte, Scumbags.
You M.A.G.A.T.S. still think that the earth is flat.
M.A.G.A.T.S. by L. Apachicano April 9, 2018
"Big Ass Tits"
Breasts that are enormously large, but on a body that is not
Mike's girlfriend has B.A.T.s, but she's skinny as hell
B.A.T.s by Jackal November 24, 2003