Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

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Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

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A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative

Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time

by Creator of cochlea March 7, 2019

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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

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alabama donny

a uncanny yute who participates in strange/ paedophilic or insestual activities in the bedroom

‘are you an alabama donny? is that what your on?’

by alabama donny August 20, 2019

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Alabama sandwich

When a brother and sister share a sandwich together in Alabama.

Lebron: ay ima have an Alabama sandwich
Timi: ayo that’s jank bro you can’t be fu*king your sister

Lebron: bruv I’m just gonna go and have a sandwich whilst on holiday with my sister

by Diordildo October 14, 2019

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