Suicide Wank

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"

by darwin (herolevi) November 20, 2019

Brown Wank

Masturbating whilst taking a shit

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 16, 2005

Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about

"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"

by Mish MoneyP June 18, 2016

Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 06, 2011

Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 02, 2010