I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.
by rareform3d June 28, 2023
by Kinky Kelly & The Sexy Stud December 27, 2006
A hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity's image/occupation/life. This can include things like Drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. They have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
Paris Hilton went to jail because she didn't have a Stupidity Advisor. Same with Britney Spears, except she would go to jail for marrying K- Fed.
by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE December 08, 2007
Physically Aryan according to Nazi German standards, these non-Jewish Caucasian American male imbeciles are easily excited and/or stupefied with alcoholic liquor and epitomize the archetypal unscrupulous salesman.
Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.
Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.
Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.
Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.
“Looped and loaded, realizing his commercial dealings had failed, the stupid Coletti, inept businessman extraordinaire, decided to flee the country with aspirations of setting up a hedge fund in Costa Rica, only to have his ambitions thwarted, pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport.”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 01, 2006
when a girl is giving you head and you unexpectedly ram your penis as far as it will go and she will create a kodak moment stupid face
by OMEN April 23, 2006
A weed (marijuana) hang-over. When recovering from getting way too stoned or roofied, you say, "Stupid Monkey!" as an exclamation of how you feel, as if you are passing the blame to a monkey instead of yourself.
by goddamnpoopstain October 20, 2009
Alcohol. The good stuff. Alcoholic beverage that enables one to become more comfortable/confident in social situations.
by cacton January 07, 2012