When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
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Get the long dick life mug.Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
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Get the Long Story Deleted mug.A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
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