ate my shorts

Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be

The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.

Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.

by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017

Kate (The short one)

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd

I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)

by Me-Hop December 10, 2019

Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by anonymous April 28, 2023

short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.

The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.

by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021

Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"

"eat my shorts!"

by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022