When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
Get the Spider-Man jerkmug. When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
Get the Jerk-Off Babymug. by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019
Get the Jerk off Januarymug. That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
Get the Post Jerk Depressionmug. A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerkmug. by tehheppehp September 12, 2017
Get the jerk face buttmug. - Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018
Get the No Jerk off Januarymug.