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Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
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Bad ass bitch

by anonymous October 16, 2020
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RACHET ASS BITCH

A dirty ass hoe. Usually used by hating ass bitches or white men. This word is always looked over by feminist cunts.
by Anonymously ur mum June 14, 2018
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Bitch Bag Beades

A two-faced twat that pretends to be your frend while slagging you off to otha frends.
Darren, you're my best friend but I love you.
by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006
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Bitch Ass Mother Fucker

A lesbian dog who likes sexual intercourse in the butt with older female dogs. You may ask, how do you get this. Bitch is a female dog. Ass is a butt. Mother is the person who gave birth to you, usually a girl. Fucker is sexual intercourse. So put it all together and you get a lesbian dog who likes sexual intercourse in the ass with another female dog who is older and has had a son or daughter. But always remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21
Breyer: You bitch ass mother fucker!

Tyler: What? How am I a female dog who likes it in the but from an older female dog? I might be, you never know.
by TenTwentyOne October 29, 2014
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Basic Ass White Bitch

A white Plain Jane so basic, average, and ordinary that is only considered attractive through racist Asian beauty standards just because she is white, has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. These Nordic, Scandinavian, or Eastern European features erases all her plainness in Asian society as her one-way ticket to the ultimate White-Privilege in Asia.

These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.

You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.

Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.
"Oh that white girl is so beautiful with her blonde hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She should be a super model here in Japan doing car commercials."

"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)

"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"

"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"

"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"

"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"
by ForRealz? May 18, 2017
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Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
by etzlivuur May 25, 2011
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