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2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other
I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.
by jman1212 December 20, 2018
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Quit dat shit

Referring to someone telling another someone to stop whatever they are doing
Guy: Yo quit dat shit

FuckinO: nah i don’t want 2
by Hoodlands kid AF 2 June 18, 2018
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Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.
Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?
by BobpieChompers July 9, 2018
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Pink Panther Shit

Having a shit while completely naked

(Origins From a meme)
“Man That Taco Bell had my stomach so bad, I had to resort to the dreaded... pink panther shit”
by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018
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Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.
*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*
by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019
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Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.
Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.
by tirtle February 9, 2019
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