Zombie

While engaged in sexual congress from the piercing tiger position, the gentleman extricates his member before climax and expectorates on the woman's posterior. Upon believing his work to be done, she turns around, at which point he ejaculates into her eyes, causing her to stagger around like a zombie, a la George A. Romero.

Upon arriving at the emergency room, Sally was quite embarassed to explain that her torn ligament resulted from being on the receiving end of the Zombie and then tripping over a footstool.

by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

skate zombie

A person who skateboards. In the 80s and early 90s it was a skate rat.

I think it would be funny if that little skate zombie flying down the road gets speed wabbles and busts his ass on the pavement

by random person March 14, 2005

zombiefantazzlerazzle

zombiefantazzlerazzle

(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.

"Dude, that movie was so zombiefantazzlerazzle, like when that guy got his head chopped off!"

by DarkHalf129 September 30, 2006

Acid Zombie

The qoolest person ever to grace the internet/the earth. Origin unknown.

Hey Acid Zombie, did I ever tell you that you are the qoolest?

by the quail February 25, 2005

Zombie Stoner Effect

(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.

Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!

by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009

Zombie Credit Card

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

by professorswank May 24, 2010

Zombie Thumb

Zombie thumb is when you wrap your thumb, while wearing a splint, in a plastic bag while you exercise to prevent your splint from smelling like sh1t. The end result is an extremely wrinkled finger thats pale white with a ridiculous looking tan line

Wrapped my thumb in plastic to go for a bike ride and came back with a zombie thumb.

by Deen_Low August 6, 2011