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by Slypius May 29, 2021
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Red Wank

Cait: I haven't masturbated in 3 weeks, and now I'm on my period!

Nick: Dude, why don't you just have a red wank?
by pp0u20e8 April 21, 2010
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Revenge Wank

When a person refuses to to sexy stuff to you, so you go on their facebook and wank to their photos
Person1: Let's go do sexy stuff!
Stuck-up Bitch: Hell no!

------2 Hours Pass------

Person1: (Fap,Fap,Fap)

------2 Hours Pass------

Good Friend: Unlucky with that girl earlier
Person1: I got a Revenge Wank
by PSNlol June 6, 2011
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Ouija-Wank

When someone masturbates to photos/video of the departed when they were still living
Dave: I heard Charlotte past away..

Shaun: yeah man it's really sad going to give her one last Ouija-wank for the road.
by Little_doomer_ July 10, 2022
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V-Neck Wanker

Absolute knob heads who roll to shit clubs and bars (Liquid) in the 'wanker' outfit, v-neck, skinny jeans and plimsolls! Often have rolled up sleeves to show their tribal sleeve tattoos, Gelled hair and spray tan.

They frequently play FIFA when having pre-drinks and discuss the nights pulling techniques and how LADish they are!

When you see these knob heads you must tilt your head back make the most disgusted face and say 'Waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaa' along with doing the wanker shake with your fist!!!
Guy 1 ''Oi Dave look at that total cunt trying to pull that bird, looks like summin out of tool academy.''

Guy 2 ''I know bill! that's a V-Neck wanker, the try hard of the clubbing scene.''

Guy 1 ''What a wanker.''
by Vairant December 9, 2012
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you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you
Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)
by Ladsladads April 24, 2021
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wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
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