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Tweak walk 

Tweak Walk is when you get so uncomfortably high there is nothing left to do but go on a walk. Yes weed counts too. Especially edibles
I got so damn high I had to go on a tweak walk man.

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

spit on it and walk away 

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

The Kelly Walk 

When you walk with your legs stretched out and taking huge steps. Used by the one and only Kelly. You also have to scream RAAAAAWWWWR while doing the Kelly Walk
Jim: Hey did you see Jose doing the Kelly Walk on the theater stage?
Bob: Omg, yea hes such a retard
Jim: Hes just special Bob just like you
Bob: RAAAAAWWWWRRRR
The Kelly Walk by DrexelTheDragon October 28, 2017

3000 step walk 

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck
Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

Mirror ya walk 

Tom will Mirror ya walk John.
Mirror ya walk by Allahatopia November 19, 2018