Dumb nigga lottery ticket

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid

Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"

by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019

Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet

The worst phrase to say when just trying to say something random.

James: And that’s how tha-
Marley: Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet
James: What the hell?

by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Cherlie the Ticken

Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of barley, thats why he has such a big, fat... TUMMYYYY :DD
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots of wheat, tutuutututu. thats why he has such a big strong... B E A K click click click click click
Cherlie the Ticken eats lots or corn, thats why he has such great big... Feet! shhhhOOP
But, if you think Cherlie the Ticken is big, you should see his... mUUUUUUUm :DDD
Cherlie is Ticken is also married to Riki Nendou from Saiki K

"I will grab a bat and yeet Cherlie the Ticken to mars" - Me, Ren

by CEO of Ren October 17, 2020

The devious tickle

The devious tickle is a gesture for when a person makes a hooked shape with his hand, then inserts their hand inside any hole. Then they proceed to tickle in a devious manner. A man or woman can perform this.

MAN 1: Want me to deviously tickle you?
CHILD 1: Sure mister
*loud moaning and screaming in the distance*
CHILD 1: Thanks for The devious tickle sir.

by your_fbi_agent_in_your_a$$ March 6, 2023

keep it a ticket

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.

My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.

by Clynetell June 19, 2023

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.

Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

by southietickler September 20, 2015