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Throatmeal

When one person feeds another semen first thing in the morning. Another and more appropriate form of breakfast in bed.
He was going to wake up early and make her French toast, but decided against it when he remembered her favorite morning treat is throatmeal.
by CP Felony July 29, 2023
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Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.
She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat
by Daphrampa August 6, 2023
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Throat goat

by Throwthatahhboaaa September 3, 2023
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Throat it

To take a shot and have it go straight down your throat.
Hey man, I throated so many shots last night.
What is that.
it's where you take a shot and it goes straight down your throat you throat it.
by manoraschuster September 7, 2023
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Throat GOAT

Everyone in Hollywood knew that Nancy Reagan was, and always will be, the true throat GOAT.
by GUTDIGGA September 14, 2023
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Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
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Throat Hoagie

When you stuff someone’s mouth balls deep with your cock and you top it off with your mannaise.
I gave Melissa a Throat Hoagie and she loved it, especially the mannaise topping
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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