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frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
mugGet the frozen squirrelmug.

Squirrel

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
mugGet the Squirrel feedermug.

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
mugGet the Jarrod Squirrel Incidentmug.

squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022
mugGet the squirrel killermug.

Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs
Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.
by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
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Squirreling

To go down to a camp site late at night in order to steal alcohol or other valuables from peoples coolers, campsites, and picnic tables. Originated in Southern California.
"Hey, we gonna go squirreling tonight. Free Alcohol!"
by CET the Crumpet September 4, 2011
mugGet the Squirrelingmug.

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